I just found a really cool website with really fun letters, I'll just write a couple of examples of the silly letters and them you can go read the rest at www.dearblankpleaseblank.com.
- Dear electrical outlet, Is this as awkward for you as it is for me? Sincerely, the plug.
- Dear women complaining about periods, How do you think we feel? Sincerely, tampons
- Dear Chuck Norris. Yes I can barbecue underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob
- Dear girls, Please realize that clothing printed with the word "sexy" does not increase your sexiness in any way whatsoever. Sincerely, you're a walking oxymoron.
- Dear homework, I was going to finish you, but then I found my mom's laser pointer. Sincerely, 45 minutes later...
- Dear hair, Here's the plan, I stop burning you, drowning you, and pulling you if you just automatically look gorgeous everyday. Sincerely, fed up girls.
- Dear autotune, Thanks for the career. Sincerely, Disney channel stars
Dear alcohol, Please continue to make me the best dancer on the planet. Sincerely, anonymous
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